Some Blues Harmonica

Here is a Blues Riff I did for my fraternity brothers and sisters.
http://www.archive.org/download/WillybluesMuBetaPsiBluesRiff/MuBetaPsi2AEcho.mp3


(I know, it's short. I'll get some longer, original blues posted soon)

The Turtle Takes a Trip

In the dark of the night the frog jumped across the pond from lily pad to lily pad. The moon was no where to be seen. Although the sky was clear, the moon was hiding to help conceal the plans that were afoot. Only starlight lit the way. Once the frog was in position, the turtle and the salamander made their move. There was no turning back now. In a move that took the salamander by surprise, the turtle dashed across the muddy bank of the pond and crawled into the boat. The salamander quickly gathered his wits and followed him swiftly. There would be no stopping them now. The frog croaked out the all clear and the turtle and the salamander cast-off the boat. With only the faint sound of water lapping at it's sides, the boat made it's way down the little stream that flowed out of the pond and off into the darkness.
This little bit of story came to me in a daydream. I really want to know where they were going and what seems to be so important. I can hear the crickets and the noises of the pond. I can smell the dark mist and feel its dampness. It sounds like it might be some sort of adventure. I hope I find out, some day, what happens. If I do, I'll pass it along.

Unfortunately this makes sense to me!

The speed is dependent on the size. If the integral determinant is unusually eccentric, then the result will be expressed in unreal numbers. Expressions of eccentricity will usually culminate in confusing arrays of unreal numbers. This necessitates the use of constant sizes; to insure the understandability of the number arrays when expressing the speed. Some sizes are standard and some are custom. The custom sizes tend to include more eccentric examples. Consequently, the custom sizes will generate data that has a prevalence of unreal numbers. While we may therefore want to avoid the use of custom sizes, we find that in actual practice we run into more custom than standard examples. Thus we find ourselves getting very unreal when dealing with reality and, thusly, being very confused. And they say size doesn’t matter!