Unfortunately this makes sense to me!

The speed is dependent on the size. If the integral determinant is unusually eccentric, then the result will be expressed in unreal numbers. Expressions of eccentricity will usually culminate in confusing arrays of unreal numbers. This necessitates the use of constant sizes; to insure the understandability of the number arrays when expressing the speed. Some sizes are standard and some are custom. The custom sizes tend to include more eccentric examples. Consequently, the custom sizes will generate data that has a prevalence of unreal numbers. While we may therefore want to avoid the use of custom sizes, we find that in actual practice we run into more custom than standard examples. Thus we find ourselves getting very unreal when dealing with reality and, thusly, being very confused. And they say size doesn’t matter!